“Rants that encourage Fan Boy wars since 2011”
Chrono Trigger 3 Time Ticks On
As my few friends know I am obsessed with a little niche game called Chrono Trigger it stands above all other games I’ve played in my life as number one, yes even above the calls of duty! To make this title all Nintendo would need to do is bring together the original dream team of Akirya Toriyama (Artist/Creator of the dragon ball universe), Hironobu Sakaguchi (Creator of the final fantasy series) and Yūji Horii (Artist/Designer involved with the dragon quest series). Lock these amazing gentleman in a small room along with Miyamoto to add a little of his magic pixie dust and BAM my childhood dream is done and you have secured that one crazed skinny white man will line up for days to get a Wii U on release day.
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| Real Professional Ben |
Metal Gear Solid 5 Snakes Alive!!!
Metal gear is not only one of the best game series it is also unfortunately one of the most confusing. So to make this game happen would be relatively easy all we would need to do is spike Kojimas drink with acid and then he can sort out the plot holes created by this fifth game at a later date. You know let’s say 4 games down the track :p......(If no one else gets this joke I’m going to cut my Jacobs off!) In all seriousness metal gear has always been known for its depictions of society through various perspectives whether it’s the cold war or the not too distant future so how about a metal gear game that deals with the official origin of the patriots or how snake is going to survive in a retirement village!
Metroid HD
2D games can still generate large sacs of gold in this day in age of aiming down sights and internets and no game suits the 2D plane more than Metroid. Don’t get me wrong I am a huge fan of the prime series but let’s get back to the series roots how about a Metroid game where samus goes rogue and traverses the galaxy destroying every single last space pirate ship until she can finally have a Wii rest and put her feet up knowing that Ridley is SERIOUSLY not coming back this time! Metroid Fusion proved that being on a lone ship can be still be claustrophobic and scary for Ms. Aran and to be honest I wouldn’t mind seeing samus in her zero suit in 1080p……. P.S Have Kenji Yamamoto whip another great soundtrack for this title and that’s a guaranteed winner!
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So Basically this Nintendo |
Nintendo Classics Collection HD
This concept has worked well for other companies in the past such as Namco and Sega so imagine a company such as Nintendo with an entire massive library of classic games just waiting to be updated with leaderboards, commentaries, original soundtracks plus some form of achievements and online play!!! The nerdgasms that would be had over this announcement would be phenomenal.
Super Mario Universe HD Land
I know this one’s a bit of a cop out but if you look to some of Nintendo’s past systems such as the NES, SNES and the N64 all launched with a Mario game, barring the exception of the original Mario Bros are all amazing games that still hold up today, Mario is one plumber that I can’t wait to see in HD and I know thousands of you out there would agree!
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| Pwetty Pwease Mr. Nintendo |
BONUS
Nintendo Network Live
To be honest a bought a Wii that’s how much of a Nintendo fanboy I am. So basically to sum it up I paid $400 for a GameCube that’s controlled with a dildo! So if Nintendo gets anything right next generation please please let it be the internets. With the 3DS Nintendo have proven that they at least know what the internets are so that’s a good start. It’s not that hard get rid of the friend codes, copy the party system of xbox live and integrate the Wii U with other Nintendo devices such as the 3DS and you’ll be on the road to understanding the internets and life in the 21st century.
Arr what the hell at the end of the day regardless how much Nintendo possibly screw up the Wii U I can probably guarantee this whitey will be lining up outside come the end of this year.
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