Final fantasy reviews written by a Madden player

Greetings internet today we have a guest writer on ragingoldgamer  IlliCIt BoYZZZ. IlliCIt BoYZZZ is here to celebrate the 25^th anniversary of final fantasy series (which is a sacred series all close to our collective gaming minds) with a little retrospective on the final fantasy games near and dear to his heart....so enjoy and let your mind return a far away kingdom...

 Whatzzz Up Playerzz this be IlliCIt BoYZZZ  final fantasy is my GaME of ChoICE WHNZ my peeps not being hustling MaDDen or M DUBBBBB Trip

 Final Fantasy  I

4 heros.....some faggy story about them being heroes of light... also some bad guy.....GRINDING

Review Scorezzz 8.5/10 Madden 2005s

Our Boyz on da HUSTLE!!

 Final Fantasy IV

 Some guy who was a cunt but then like changed and became a massive pussy  ...his bro is like one of the main villains.... final battle is like on the moon with this tough as cunnnttt..... McPussy has a really hot GF!!  

Review Scorezzz 10/10 M DUBBS

BRo way more boss When YOUZZ a Dark Night ROSA BE TRIPPIN for you to stop hustlin dem crystals!

McPussy Cecil brah you changed!!! You let tha pussy get to ya DAwg!

 Final Fantasy VI

Everyone dies several times.... theres like a jester....the jester has a really cool theme song

 Review Scorezzz  10/10M DUBBB 2s

Players GOT Max hustle!!

 Final Fantasy VII

Some blonde douchebag who is banging a hot hippie....she dies it’s sad everyone cries..Something about the planet fighting back

      Review Scorezzz 8.5/10 Black Ops

Cloud G move on playyaa heaps more hoes out there....like Tifa she well KEen HIT THAT SWEET MATERIA G!

Final Fantasy VIII

A whiny bitch complains cause hes like an orphan or something... he wont bang the two really hot chicks that are mad keen cus of feelings or sum shit!!

Squall G grow a pair SKULZZ a Beer and DestrOY like the T-REX in the garden!

 Final Fantasy IX

Theres like a kid...with some magical tree or sum shit I dont remember as I was playing NFL 2K and getting pleasured by multiuple honeys at the time...YOU KNOW IT BALLZ DEEP DAWG FISTPUMP!!!

Review Scorezzz 8.5/10 NFL 2Ks

OK compared to NFL 2K

 Final Fantasy X

Some guy who falls in love with some really hot hippie chick on a strange planet....turns out hes dead the whole time (HAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMB AZZ wHO DoesNT Know That THEYVE BEEN ICEEEDD).....WAKKKA BLITZBALLLLL!!!!!!

Review Scorezzz 10/10 Madden 2011s

Tidus BE trippen he wont get a smash  HE DEADDD!!

 Final Fantasy XI

Some MMORPG thingys all I know its no madden or COD so whyz botherz

Review Scorezzz ??/10

Final Fantasy XII

Some like weird battle system tries to go back to people in villages with no cars...works good

Review Scorezzz 8/10 Call of Duty 2s

Final Fantasy XIII

Like some god thing looks after everybody makes sure peoplez have power and food....people kill the god guy...another whinny bitch that has a real hot chick into him he don’t want to tap cause something about his mum being dead! What a faggot

Review Scorezzz 9/10 MDUBB 3s

OWWW LoOK AT me I DOnt Want TO touch some Fresh Vag cause ma old lady got iced  G GROW UP DRIVE A UTE And LISTEN TO WUB WUB