Final fantasy reviews written by a Madden player
Greetings internet today we have a guest writer on ragingoldgamer IlliCIt BoYZZZ. IlliCIt BoYZZZ is here to celebrate the 25th anniversary of final fantasy series (which is a sacred series all close to our collective gaming minds) with a little retrospective on the final fantasy games near and dear to his heart....so enjoy and let your mind return a far away kingdom...
Whatzzz Up Playerzz this be IlliCIt BoYZZZ final fantasy is my GaME of ChoICE WHNZ my peeps not being hustling MaDDen or M DUBBBBB Trip
Final Fantasy I
4 heros.....some faggy story about them being heroes of light... also some bad guy.....GRINDING
Review Scorezzz 8.5/10 Madden 2005s
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| Our Boyz on da HUSTLE!! |
Final Fantasy IV
Some guy who was a cunt but then like changed and became a massive pussy ...his bro is like one of the main villains.... final battle is like on the moon with this tough as cunnnttt..... McPussy has a really hot GF!!
Review Scorezzz 10/10 M DUBBS
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BRo way more boss When YOUZZ a Dark Night ROSA BE TRIPPIN for you to stop hustlin dem crystals!
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| McPussy Cecil brah you changed!!! You let tha pussy get to ya DAwg! |
Final Fantasy VI
Everyone dies several times.... theres like a jester....the jester has a really cool theme song
Review Scorezzz 10/10M DUBBB 2s
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| Players GOT Max hustle!! |
Final Fantasy VII
Some blonde douchebag who is banging a hot hippie....she dies it’s sad everyone cries..Something about the planet fighting back
Review Scorezzz 8.5/10 Black Ops
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| Cloud G move on playyaa heaps more hoes out there....like Tifa she well KEen HIT THAT SWEET MATERIA G! |
Final Fantasy VIII
A whiny bitch complains cause hes like an orphan or something... he wont bang the two really hot chicks that are mad keen cus of feelings or sum shit!!
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| Squall G grow a pair SKULZZ a Beer and DestrOY like the T-REX in the garden! |
Final Fantasy IX
Theres like a kid...with some magical tree or sum shit I dont remember as I was playing NFL 2K and getting pleasured by multiuple honeys at the time...YOU KNOW IT BALLZ DEEP DAWG FISTPUMP!!!
Review Scorezzz 8.5/10 NFL 2Ks
| OK compared to NFL 2K |
Final Fantasy X
Some guy who falls in love with some really hot hippie chick on a strange planet....turns out hes dead the whole time (HAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMB AZZ wHO DoesNT Know That THEYVE BEEN ICEEEDD).....WAKKKA BLITZBALLLLL!!!!!!
Review Scorezzz 10/10 Madden 2011s
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| Tidus BE trippen he wont get a smash HE DEADDD!! |
Final Fantasy XI
Some MMORPG thingys all I know its no madden or COD so whyz botherz
Review Scorezzz ??/10
Final Fantasy XII
Some like weird battle system tries to go back to people in villages with no cars...works good
Review Scorezzz 8/10 Call of Duty 2s
Final Fantasy XIII
Like some god thing looks after everybody makes sure peoplez have power and food....people kill the god guy...another whinny bitch that has a real hot chick into him he don’t want to tap cause something about his mum being dead! What a faggot
Review Scorezzz 9/10 MDUBB 3s
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| OWWW LoOK AT me I DOnt Want TO touch some Fresh Vag cause ma old lady got iced G GROW UP DRIVE A UTE And LISTEN TO WUB WUB |
